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LifeGem: Create a Diamond from Ashes
Hey guys! Here's the deal.
My 25th anniversary is coming up this year. My wife wants a big diamond ring for putting up with me this long. I worry about the expense. So I'll be taking on a second, maybe a third job.
Now, I know 25 years is a long time. She deserves the ring. But paying for it could kill me, especially since I'll have to take that second job. Or do I?
Seems that in the process of the second-third job killing me, I can be cremated, and my ashes (carbon particles) can be transformed into a diamond so my sweetie can remember my "undying love" for her. I'm telling my wife about this right now. She asks, "How many carots do you think you'll melt down to?" As big as I am, I figure I can produce about a 2carot diamond for her. My life insurance should cover the cost of the conversion.
LifeGem is the company to make it happen. Thanks to Kiltak from Geeks are Sexy for the information.
"I'm just an old lump of coal, but I'm gonna be a diamond some day." Blogged with Flock
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